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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Thin Line Between Pedophilia And Deliverance

I have no problem with religion for the most part. In theory, it's an absolutely beautiful thing. The whole "believing without proof" thing is awesome. However, sometimes it gets to a point where people  lose their rationality in the name of faith. They put their pastors on such lofty pedestals and more often than not, it produces situations like the Oyedepo one.

Or this.
A Pentecostal pastor in Onitsha, Anambra State was on Tuesday detained at the Central Police Station (CPS), Onitsha for allegedly raping an 11-year-old girl while supposedly delivering her from witchcraft.
 I guess you have to fuck the witches out sometimes.
The pastor, whose church is situated at Tasia Road, Inland Town, Onitsha, was said to have told Chioma Onyeji, mother of the rape victim, who was in the church for a spiritual programme to leave the girl behind for some days in order to expel the evil spirit in her.
That "rationality out the window" thing? Yup, this is it right here.
He further said the young girl possessed demonic spirit and witchcraft and consequently insisted that the girl should stay back with him.
How do you when someone's possessed anyway? Is it like an Exorcist-type thing or are there signs that help the identification? Is there a WebMD for the supernatural?
Upon investigation, the girl told her mother that the pastor raped her three times after spreading white cloth on the floor.

Your "WTF of the day". Enjoy!

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Guess Who's Trolling For Dinner


Looks like Linda has done it again. 

The original post has been deleted, but it got copied and pasted on some random Nigerian gossip blog. Why do Nigerian gossip blogs want to be like Linda so bad? They don't even edit the posts. They even copy Linda's silly additions to her posts too. 

I digress. 

The post in question is the standard "Linda is trolling" post. The one where everyone can tell what Linda is getting at, but she's all coy and whatnot. 
See what I'm talking about? Everyone says I'm unnecessarily hard on Linda, but how can you not see this bullshit for what it really is. It's like she's tossing an alley-oop, waiting for the madness in her comment section to begin. I'm not knocking her hustle because posts like this are clearly good for business. My issue here is this rubbish "I only asked a question" shit she pulls. It's so disgustingly insincere.

I guess Linda won.

#FunFact: Curses said while kneeling are more effective than regular curses.