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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Teflon Oyedepo

Remember that "Witch For Jesus" story? I remember sharing it a while ago.

I think I did.  Anyway, if you aren't familiar with it, catch up HERE

Apparently, the girl sued Pastor Oyedepo. She got slapped, she has every right to press charges. That's how it should work. I was on Sahara Reporters* the other day and I found THIS.
The multi billionaire founder of the Living Faith Christian Church International, Bishop David Oyedepo, has denied slapping a young member of his congregation; stating that neither he nor his church could be sued.
Wait. What?

I'm not imagining things, right? He slaps her in that video. Didn't he brag about it too?

It gets better
In a notice of preliminary objection filed at the High Court of Ogun State and made available to PREMIUM TIMES; Bishop Oyedepo maintained that he and his church are "non juristic persons" and therefore asked the court to strike out the suit as it lacked jurisdiction to adjudicate on the matter.
Any lawyers in the house? I don't want to misunderstand anything here. Sounds like he's implying that his church can't be sued.
The church also said that there is no record of anyone called Miss Justice - a sobriquet given to the young lady for the purpose of the suit - in any of its services organized in the past.
But there's a video. I swear I just watched it.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
- Exodus 20:16 

*We're going to ignore the fact that Sahara Reporters is one big fat sketchball site

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Wizkid Brings The Peckham Ratchets To The Yard...

Wizkid is having some competition thing in England. I'd do more research on it, but I'm lazy. The videos, however, are hilarious.

Her makeup. Her Yoruba-cum-British accent. The shirt. Her makeup.

Someone needs to tell these Yoruba girls to chill.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Blog Commenters = Illuminati Ritual Experts

Anuty Linda put up the Jay-Z being pro-gay marriage story. The usual troll baiting and whatnot. The comment section is bound to be gold.

From my early observation, there'll be lots of illuminati experts popping up.

Blog commenters really know things. 

Friday, May 11, 2012

You Searched For...?

I got bored and started looking at the blog's referrals today. People really search for the weirdest things.

I'm really having so much confuse right now.

Thought this one was funny. Nigerians hate Ghanaians because we hate everyone that's not Nigerian and we also like to hate things.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Member's Story

She was my senior in secondary school. Her story is just amazing. Absolutely amazing.

On the 26th of August 2011, Member Feese (pronounced mem-bay fey-say) was involved in a bomb blast at the UN Building which left 19 people dead at the time and many seriously injured. The incident left her with life threatening injuries, which forced her immediate evacuation to London for proper care and treatment. Indeed Member was given only a 3% chance of survival when she arrived the hospital in London.