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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

You kidnapped a famous actor, now what?




Well, you ask for 10 million. Naira of course, we are trying to be reasonable here.

Am I wrong for thinking the kidnappers set their price too low?

Last time I checked, 10 mill couldn't buy you a Hummer and you know how high the Hummer pedestal is. Nothing says you hit the jackpot like buying that ugly gas guzzling piece of crap. I wonder what will happen when GM stops production.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah...kidnappings. Nigeria is like the new Mexico. It's funny how it went from "we are kidnapping there oyibos for a just cause" to "I'm broke so I'm going to jack the next person I see off the street".

I wonder if there'll be some "Man On Fire" type movie set in the country. I can just imagine it now...



Ahh...just perfect.

I'm going to sue if there's a Nollywood movie with this storyline because you know this was all my idea.

7 comments:

  1. hahaha
    hilarious
    i will be sure to inform u when the movie comes out so we can make some dough cos you can be sure it will come out..

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  2. I have to say that i was slightly disappointed by the amount/ransom that pete edochie's life was worth, based on the judgement of Kidnappers.

    Pete is a reknowned actor, for christ sake and it is some mere 10 millie that they ended up settling for. Pardon my lack of political correctness, I was somewhat embarrassed.

    This situation has kinda made me put Nigerians' ave. standard of living and the crime rate.

    oh well, nonsense and bongafiah

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  3. on second thought, that may be a mere celebrity stunt

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  4. I feel you on this and I am sure a movie of that sort will come out. LOL.
    But seriously, enough with this kidnapping business.

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  5. Very sad that the government is not even doing any sensible thing to stop these kidnappings.

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  6. "Ugly, Gas Guzzlng piece of crap" I couldn't agree more...

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