Nigerian gay rights activists have told the country's lawmakers that a new bill to outlaw same sex marriage would lead to widespread human rights abuses
The new law would mean prison sentences for gay people who live together, and anyone who "aids and abets" them.
Prison sentence? Woah, somebody's son got butt-raped.
"This bill is not necessary, we see no reason why people should be criminalised," Rashidi Williams, 23, of the Queer Alliance of Nigeria told the committee.[EMPHASIS MINE]
"I did not choose to be gay. It is trial enough to live in this country, we should not create more laws to make us suffer," he said.
Oh shit, they are organized too.
Under the new law anyone who has "entered into a same gender marriage contract" would be liable to be jailed for three years.[EMPHASIS MINE]
The bill defines a same sex marriage as gay people living together
What if one ghey dude doesn't find the other attractive? I could live with a bunch of fugly whores and not want to marry them. I just live with them because they cook and clean.
Anyone who "witnesses, abet and aids the solemnization" of a same gender marriage would face five years in prison, or a fine.
Activists say the law does not make sense because anyone who aides and abets people to live together would face a tougher sentence than the couple concerned.
The law would make it easier for the police to arrest suspects, and criminalise anyone working in a human rights organisation that dealt with gay rights, they say
Oh shit! I could be arrested too.
"In the Bible it says homosexuals are criminals," Pius Akubo of the Daughters of Sarah church told lawmakers.[EMPHASIS MINE]
Really? Daughters of Sarah church? We now have sexist churches? That's a bigger treat than teh ghey. What next? Coddamn women, silently taking over the world. Teh ghey aren't the problem here and QAN knows it. We must unite, motherfuckers. We need to stop this tyranny, this oppression, this
You know what? I'm starting Sons of David and we are going to fight this system. It'll be like Terminator and shit.
Children wearing T-shirts that said "Same sex marriage is un-natural and un-African", and "same sex marriage is an abomination" stood in the aisles of the committee room.
Ekaette Ettang, of the Daughters of Sarah church who provided the T-shirts, denied they were inciting hatred against homosexuals.
"We don't hate gay people, but this is the public's opinion and we have the right to speak," she said.
We don't hate gay people but our lovely kids do. Seriously, look at that fucking smile. You don't want to waste that shit. Do you want him to grow up gay? Just imagine how much pussy he could get with that smile. You inconsiderate gay fuckers!!
Activists say gay people in Nigeria face violence from their families and neighbours every day.
Two years ago, a woman went into hiding in the northern Kano State after reports that she had organised a wedding for four women - which she strongly denied.
Also that year 18 men were arrested in the northern city of Bauchi and accused of participating in a "gay wedding".
A Sharia court dismissed the charges and they were charged with the lesser offence of vagrancy.
That's your fault. You went up north and you played that gay shit. You know those sharia negroes don't play that shit. Charged with vagrancy? I bet Mohamed is turning in his grave. Those fuckers got off light. Chop off penises and make kilishi with that shit. Vagrancy? Negroes are getting soft!!!!