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Thursday, March 12, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!! NIGERIA HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY TEH GHEY!!!

Nigerian gay rights activists have told the country's lawmakers that a new bill to outlaw same sex marriage would lead to widespread human rights abuses


Oh Noez!!!!

The new law would mean prison sentences for gay people who live together, and anyone who "aids and abets" them.


Prison sentence? Woah, somebody's son got butt-raped.

"This bill is not necessary, we see no reason why people should be criminalised," Rashidi Williams, 23, of the Queer Alliance of Nigeria told the committee.

"I did not choose to be gay. It is trial enough to live in this country, we should not create more laws to make us suffer," he said.
[EMPHASIS MINE]

Oh shit, they are organized too.

Under the new law anyone who has "entered into a same gender marriage contract" would be liable to be jailed for three years.

The bill defines a same sex marriage as gay people living together
[EMPHASIS MINE]

What if one ghey dude doesn't find the other attractive? I could live with a bunch of fugly whores and not want to marry them. I just live with them because they cook and clean.


Anyone who "witnesses, abet and aids the solemnization" of a same gender marriage would face five years in prison, or a fine.

Activists say the law does not make sense because anyone who aides and abets people to live together would face a tougher sentence than the couple concerned.

The law would make it easier for the police to arrest suspects, and criminalise anyone working in a human rights organisation that dealt with gay rights, they say


Oh shit! I could be arrested too.


"In the Bible it says homosexuals are criminals," Pius Akubo of the Daughters of Sarah church told lawmakers.
[EMPHASIS MINE]

Really? Daughters of Sarah church? We now have sexist churches? That's a bigger treat than teh ghey. What next? Coddamn women, silently taking over the world. Teh ghey aren't the problem here and QAN knows it. We must unite, motherfuckers. We need to stop this tyranny, this oppression, this ...

You know what? I'm starting Sons of David and we are going to fight this system. It'll be like Terminator and shit.

Children wearing T-shirts that said "Same sex marriage is un-natural and un-African", and "same sex marriage is an abomination" stood in the aisles of the committee room.

Ekaette Ettang, of the Daughters of Sarah church who provided the T-shirts, denied they were inciting hatred against homosexuals.

"We don't hate gay people, but this is the public's opinion and we have the right to speak," she said.



We don't hate gay people but our lovely kids do. Seriously, look at that fucking smile. You don't want to waste that shit. Do you want him to grow up gay? Just imagine how much pussy he could get with that smile. You inconsiderate gay fuckers!!

Activists say gay people in Nigeria face violence from their families and neighbours every day.

Two years ago, a woman went into hiding in the northern Kano State after reports that she had organised a wedding for four women - which she strongly denied.

Also that year 18 men were arrested in the northern city of Bauchi and accused of participating in a "gay wedding".

A Sharia court dismissed the charges and they were charged with the lesser offence of vagrancy.


That's your fault. You went up north and you played that gay shit. You know those sharia negroes don't play that shit. Charged with vagrancy? I bet Mohamed is turning in his grave. Those fuckers got off light. Chop off penises and make kilishi with that shit. Vagrancy? Negroes are getting soft!!!!

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7 comments:

  1. warra heck?! wen did nigerians start turnin ghey? O_o. n they want rights too??? they shld be lucky they've not been stoned yet. nonxenx. instead of dem to go for deliverance they're yarnin ballz... LOL

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  2. @Anonymous: So we have rules. You are only allowed to remain Anonymous if you maintain an accepted level of neutrality. Vicious vitriol against anybody, whether blogger, straight, or gay, requires you to reveal your online identity, so that we may know to whom these opinions belong.

    P.S. Multi says to ask you how you would feel if someone decided to stone all the black people just because they're black.

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  3. People are free to think the way they want to. I don't care the comment is inane drivel or vicious vitriol, Anon (whoever it is) has the right to express that opinion.

    There are no rules, if Anon chooses to remain anonymous then so be it. What's the difference between posting as Anon or as Sugabelly? It's still a fucking internet moniker. For all I fucking know, Anon could have posted as H0tD1v3r2000 and it would made no coddamn difference.

    I don't like getting serious so let's continue making fun of gay people and the people who hate them.

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  4. Wow, Nosa, that was deep.

    I think there is a difference between posting as Sugabelly, or Multi, or Nosa101 as opposed to anonymous because it means you are willing to engage in discussion about whatever your opinions may be, because people can connect the comments back to your online identity. Anonymous means you don't want to engage in any discussion about the issue - you just want to make your voice and opinions heard. And that's cool. However, usually anonymous comments are derogatory, prejudiced, or some kind of hate speech. and i don't think that should be encouraged at all.

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  5. LMAO I cant get enough of this country. One minute they are doing something, and the next you think you have seen it all, and bam, they hit you again. Last we had the nudity bill, now this! "To be gay or not to be gay" that is now the question? Are u freaking kidding me?!?!? I think the issue here is that they are simply looking for easy targets so they can say the law enforcement is acc doing something. I mean they cant catch the murderers or thieves so they are going after gay guys! Pls, this bill is some what more stupid than the nudity bill if I do say so myself. I'm not being gay or anything but imprisoning someone due to their sexual orientation is almost a tyranny. And as for those 'Daughters of Sarah' people that are bringing the bible in...that same bible says you cant force people to do what you want. You cant force people to follow the Christian laws just cause you do...that makes Christianity a forced act...and the religion is meant to be by choice!!!

    Mi

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  6. LMAO. Gosh dat was the funniest shit I have read all day and believe me I have read some funny ass stuff and shit. LMAO! Who wrote this?

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  7. @ mi -

    i feel you. the nigerian government needs to stop it - period. we can't freaking pay teachers to ensure our kids are educated properly so our economy can finally get off its ass, but we're concerned about who does what what in the butt????

    EPIC FAIL #49430923833 of the federal republic of foolishness, along with the bill banning the spraying of money (which, btw, i broke. what can i say? - a wedding ain't a wedding unless someone is making it rain - preferably on me. in euros - it's a recession, i'm sticking to solid currencies only, feel me?).

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