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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Nigerians and Virginity



So I was going to put this post after Sugabelly put hers but being the lazy fuck that I am, I didn't.

Anyway,I was listening to this song called 'tear rubber' on my way to class and it reminded me about this post. This time I’ve decided to whip out my phone and get it out of my system. The song is about this guy that's about to marry this girl but his friend is against the idea.

Why?

Apparently, she is a 'tear rubber' i.e. a virgin. I'm sorry but I don't get the Nigerian fascination with virginity.

I understand why it is a big deal in the Middle East, they are weird and all that shit. Why on earth should it be a big deal Nigerians?

This is just too much for me, don't people understand that virgin sex is like period sex, it's bloody and gross. I can understand some fetishes, I love chicks in sports bras, but blood is just fucking gross.


Brandi can always get it


Now, if you a virgin for personal reasons, like your tuition depends on it, nobody will fuck you, religion or some other crap like diseases, then I’m totally cool with that. But, if you are doing it for anything else then you really need to sort your shit out. This counts double if you are doing it for a future spouse.

Two things,
1. he is probably boinking someone as we type.
2. Any guy that ranks virginity that high isn't worth it anyway. Instead of worrying about shit like your breath, ability to hold a conversation or even your stance on anal, he is bothered about your virginity? Smh @ Negroes nowadays.

As long as you don't come pre-packaged with herpes, AIDS and all that good stuff then you are good to go. Finally, I want to clear something up. I am not telling you to take my word and forever refuse to close your legs. I am telling to rethink your reasons for virginity. If after this re-evaluation, you are still going to hang onto it then good on you, sister. Ride on, bebe. But if otherwise, email me your number because one of my homeboys could do with some action.

20 comments:

  1. Beware of people who want to sex with virgins or like to have sex with virgins.....they are usually perverted and are usually child molesters!!!!

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  2. dude...some deep stuff u be yarnin here o...if I were a virgin I'd throw it away with readin this post o...

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  3. U be pimp wey deu arrange virgins for horny dudes?

    lol jus asking...cuz that was the pix that came to my head.

    As for me, staying a virgin aint a bad thing. If anybody don't understand that, they can go suck on somethin'...lol

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  4. U are making sense o. imagine the nerve of dudes going around shaggin everything that moves and then turn around and say they want to marry a virgin....hissssssssssss. what even kills me is the caliber of the men who want virgin...all the alhaji's with missing teeth and giglos looking for fresh blood, it is gross is what it is. u and Sugabelly have already gone there so let me not start with my own.

    DID I MENTION I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this blog!!!! love it, nothing like a full glass of heavy opinions and sarcasm in the morning....yum yum. Keep it up...Blogrolled!!!!!

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  5. Just like I mentioned at Sugarbelly's. I dont like the crap about "I am saving it for him" .Who? Pls save yourslef for your self if you have to or cuz your religion says so...

    I am yet to me a him that is saving it for her

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  6. If I was a virgin, I'm not sure I'd not want want to marry female.
    But since I was not?
    Sod it.

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  7. LMAO at the post, and dat last pic was disturbing..lol.

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  8. I'm sooo loving this. As a nigerian guy myself, I'm still not sure why some guys I know want a virgin.... I'm not trying to spend hours or even days trying to penetrate man. Nah homie... holla at me when that is done and taken care of... Plus some girls that claim to be virgins have done everything else under the sun so thye might as well... just saying.

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  9. I know,whats with this whole virginty thing?
    It shld be a choice and not sumtn 2 trade or flash at ppl..

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  10. There is nothing deep about this B.S. It's true that a woman is worth more than what is between her legs, but it is ridiculous for you to even suggest that there a good reasons to remain a virgin, and reasons that are not so good "re: if you are doing for anything else you need to sort your shit out". It is a woman's choice what she does with her hymen and when she does it, and her reasons should not be subject to anyone's evaluation. Not ready to have sex? Ok. Period. The end. That is where the discussion stops.

    Also, "virgin sex is like period sex?" Please. It is very obvious that you have not successfully managed to convince any virgins to give it up to you. You shouldn't pretend to know about things you have no experience with.

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  11. Reading comprehension FAIL

    "Not ready to have sex?" = "personal reasons"


    Why would I want to convince a virgin to bang me if I think virgin sex is gross?

    LogicFAIL

    If came to this blog looking for something deep, then you are even more ridiculous than I thought.

    Take your e-wisdom and give it to someone that cares.

    Thanks for playing

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  12. Whatever, the point is that there is no reason that warrants having to sort anyone's shit out. Change the
    "not ready to" to "not having it"/"not having it with you", and it's the same deal. And yes, this includes saving it for her husband. Perhaps the girl in question only wants to have sex to someone she is seriously committed to, and she considers marriage the ultimate commitment and wants to wait for that. The main point is that no one should have to justify that choice to anyone; and people like you should stop asking the "why" question. It's none of your damn business. ANY reason is a personal reason. Perhaps that just means your post is completely irrelevant.

    Speaking of logic fails. An argument is considered invalid if it's premise is false. The premise that virgin sex is gross because it is like period sex is false. Your argument is therefore invalid. Try not to swallow old wives tales hook, line and sinker.

    BTW, I really like that your excuse for stupidity is that it's intentional.

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  13. You still miss the point, i don't want to have virgin sex because it's like period sex NOT because i haven't convinced a virgin to bang me.

    Let's recap here...
    Nosa thinks virgin sex is like period sex.
    Nosa thinks period sex is gross.
    Therefore, Nosa doesn't want to have virgin sex

    You really don't get the point of this blog, but thanks for reading

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  15. You can loose it as many times as you want with the doctors in London on top of their trade. Just £1k is enough to become a second hand virgin.

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  16. WOW @ ANON AND nosa101'S mini BATTLE... i think ANON won though. lol. okay i kid, i kid... well done both of you.

    @ ANON it really isn't that serious. {refer to Disclaimer-they tell you not to read if easily pissed]

    @ nosa101 u need to tk the sarcasm down a notch or two when talking to we mortal lot k?

    btw, i loved this article.

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  17. you have to wait for your husband,to legally open it.You will be proud of yourself,really.Sex is worth waiting for,wait please!

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  18. "Anonymous April 18, 2009 8:35 AM

    Whatever, the point is that there is no reason that warrants having to sort anyone's shit out. Change the
    "not ready to" to "not having it"/"not having it with you", and it's the same deal. And yes, this includes saving it for her husband. Perhaps the girl in question only wants to have sex to someone she is seriously committed to, and she considers marriage the ultimate commitment and wants to wait for that. The main point is that no one should have to justify that choice to anyone; and people like you should stop asking the "why" question. It's none of your damn business. ANY reason is a personal reason. Perhaps that just means your post is completely irrelevant.

    Speaking of logic fails. An argument is considered invalid if it's premise is false. The premise that virgin sex is gross because it is like period sex is false. Your argument is therefore invalid. Try not to swallow old wives tales hook, line and sinker.

    BTW, I really like that your excuse for stupidity is that it's intentional."


    THIS PERSONS GOT A POINT, IF I HAD A COOKIE WOULD I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU... NO!

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  19. if u are a virgin and want to keep it, by all means its ur life. what i dont get, is guys stuckup abt marrying virgins when they themselves r everything but and girls who use virginity like some trump card.
    Also, some "virgins" are just so called by virtue of d fact that the hymen is intact..they have done everything else...
    Some men dont just care. A man who was a virgin, married a girl who definitely was not without thinking twice abt that and they are stil living happily ever after.
    'nuff said

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  20. Virginity should be a personal decision and shouldn't be a big deal. If u want to be, it's okay....If u think sex is right, go on.

    would u marry a devil because she's a virgin? The fact that she's a virgin when u married her doesn't mean she won't sleep with ur friend if she has a chance

    I won't care if my fiance is not a virgin when I'm not....but she must not be an aristole.

    bottom line, it's more abt ur personality and belief.

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