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Friday, December 31, 2010

Oh Sheeiit!!! New Majela Jams!!!!!

Not one but two!!!!!

The first one is for William and Kate. She wants Will's penis in her vagina, pretty much.



She has like a whole new beat and whatnot. I think she hooked up with Don Jazzy for this one and I heard D'Banj might be on the remix. IDJA!! She switched up her wardrobe too. No more "cyclers" now.

The next one is dedicated to Barack and God's own country. I don't think Michelle would be too cool with her approach though. At least, she apologized. Such a classy woman.



She has a tiara on in this one, as the queen of pussy, vagina, and gentalia. Anyone notice how she's wearing less clothes with each video? When she performs in bra and pant, I think the interweb might just explode. She also thanks her fans in this video but she doesn't shout Eve out. Maybe they have some super secret collabo in the works.

Guess Why She's Single

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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy Friday!

My mates are setting p around town, I'm here putting up posts. My reward will be great somewhere

Monday, December 27, 2010

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!!



Merry Christmas, people! Excuse me while I go distribute hampers to the visitors.  As for those idiots in Jos...

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

That's What She Said...

What he said...


Your Minister of Information said this on AIT last night.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Eve's Cousin is Famous!!!



In depth interview with Eve's long lost cousin aka Majela.

PS: Mobitel internet is such a power move. I actually watched this youtube video without having to wait for it to buffer.

Happy Friday!

I'm in the good ol' country. Had to get on that blackberry thing because even the driver had a pin. From the looks of it, nothing much has changed. Oh well...

Monday, December 13, 2010

What did Santa have for lunch?



Eve's long lost Edo cousin is back again. She's back with a brand new jam just for the season although I'm pretty sure the name of the song is illegal in at least 23 countries.

Happy Monday!

Better late than never. Enjoy!
Deeper. Than. Rap.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Bookneto

I told you that I know ambitious people. Our very own E has launched Bookneto, a web-based peer learning platform. In English, it's like facebook mixed with Dropbox for school nonsense. Students can upload academic material and share with that peers. I just wish this came out when I was a freshman because I can't count the number of times I've tried looking for equivalent classes in other schools because my professor sucked.

Press release below,

Friday, December 10, 2010

Nigeria Keeps Losing

Story HERE
As long as those two men have defiled the laws and tradition of the land, they will have no option but to face the penalty in order to appease the land and protect the history of the people now and for generations to come

Appease what fucking land? And the UN isn't helping matters either.

Live and let live.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Whose "angels"?

For the last five years, I’ve hated this time of year. The half assed articles from shit journalists, the patronizing facebook statuses, and now the patronizing tweets. I have a confession to make, I hate when non-LJC people talk about the sixty “angels” we lost. To be clear, I consider friends and family of the Loyola Jesuit College community to be “LJC People”. The journalists, the shit rappers, and public figures? Yeah, those are the ones I hate.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

#Ijebuism

I usually make fun of Igbo people and their inability to use computers, I guess it's time for Yoruba people to get in on the action. Someone started this #ijebuism TT #NigerianPeopleTwitter and some of them are pretty hilarious. These are my favorites,

Friday, December 3, 2010

Nigerian Idol



The Poors Have Vexed

I wasn't going to do a post on this initially because I wasn't sure of the credibility of the whole thing. I'm still not sure of the whole thing so I'm just going to shut my mouth. Maybe I'm afraid of being brushed too. Anyhow, here's a cliffnotes version:

Word on the street is that some minister's kid decked some girl at a club.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Happy Friday!


Enjoy your weekend!

Sanusi vs Your Daddy: Round 1

School has been killing me so I haven't really been up to date with affairs in the mother country. Apparently, some epic shit went down at the National Assembly the other day.

Does anyone remember this guy with the sweet bowtie that could pass for my uncle with more hair?