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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

LADIES....VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!



Nna nawa ohh. Some kind strange strange things don dey happen for this world u know. I just dey hear say there is now a way that women can turn back to virgins. So all u girls out there that have done so many bad bad things, this is ur opportunity to get involved in this movement (although i hear say na mostly hausa chicks dey do am pass shaa). This way ur future husband will think u are still a virgin. It only costs about $4000 or so...and it just involves a lil surgery in which they will stitch ur hymen (or wharever the hell they call it sef)....this way it will tear again and bleed when having sex again. (after the surgery)
Wait oh..THIS IS AWESOME..... So some women wey don turn to point-n-kill, now have the golden opportunity to be tear-rubber again :)
Well, i guess we should clap for science.... at least for inventing an easier and smoother way for women to start lying and deceiving us :)
and also clap for the male mugus that will fall for this BULL too :)

3 comments:

  1. some people will actually go and pay 4k for this thing abi?

    i laugh ...

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  2. sounds effing painful. Especially going through the breaking of the hymen twice. Uh I'll pass

    somepeoplehaverealproblems-vain.blogspot.com

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  3. Oh! I was expecting to see something else... the title did catch my attention... BUT the post? hilarious! Anyone for the men? Women should not be the only ones re-inventing virginity now...

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