I jacked this from Chxta on facebook.
Enjoy
These are REAL church names in Nigeria...a friend of mine helped compile the list...enjoy!
∙ Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
∙ God's Mennonite Church
∙ Guided Missiles Church
∙ JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
∙ Healing Has Begun Ministry
∙ God's Own Ministry
∙ The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D
∙ Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
∙ Huricane Miracle Ministry
∙ Healing Tsunami Ministry
∙ Satan in Trouble Ministry
∙ Fire for Fire Ministry
∙ Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos.∙ My guess is they're affiliated with NATO :D
∙ FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
∙ Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! :D :D :DHere's the sign for Run for your life chapel
∙ The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
∙ Jesus Heal Ministry
∙ Face to face ministry
∙ Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
∙ Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
∙ By fire By Fire Ministry
∙ HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
∙ David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
∙ House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
∙ JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
∙ OPM - Other people's money (PH)
∙ God in action ministries
∙ Moving mountain gospel church
∙ MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
∙ Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
∙ Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D
∙ HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
∙ HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
∙ JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word
hehehehehe... my favorite is Fist of Fury...how can that be the name of a church O.O
ReplyDelete